About the Vertex

The vertex, as many may remember from high school math, is the point of the parabola function where the tangent’s slope is zero. A less impressive (or more meaningful) description is that it is the point at the bottom (or top) of the parabola. If you don’t know what a parabola is, imagine a drawing of a boob by someone who draws like a five year old—usually on bathroom walls and playground equipment.


The parabola is simply the shape of a second order equation. That’s as far as I’m going to talk about math (or try to). How parabolas relate to the real world is far and wide, but the parabola is only a representative of a value in time and space and not a real thing in itself. The connection of this simple math to the known and unknown universe(s) expands to impossible and imaginary equations and atom shattering physics. It is beyond human understanding because a parabola existing as a physical entity is impossible. And we stop wasting time on the impossible. Thinking past that is called Pataphysics—which can be entertaining but not very profitable.


Enter Timothy Waite, already quite ingenious to begin with, but soon to be… just out there. Jacki Monroe is a neuroscientist embarking on a Frankensteinian experiment to erase that pesky faith in the non-existence of impossible things. The experiment was done on Tim and the result was that he, along with a physicist named Ken Martin, invented a device capable of transferring (never call it transporting—Tim gets upset) matter over a billion miles in a blink of an eye. Since it takes light well over an hour to go that far, he invented faster-than-light travel. Vertex Rider is the story of the development of this device—along with the surprising byproducts of this transfer.


Back to the Vertex (the title of this post): The way the machine operates is that the matter within a cube, called the Parabolic Portal, is reduced from a 3rd dimensional composition in our space/time to a 0th dimensional “vertex” associated with a trans-dimensional parabola controlled by something called a Boson Array. The Boson Array is controlled by a microprocessor which is controlled by a high-level program on a connected computer. The electronics controlling the Boson Array “distends” the parabola, along with the vertex of course, to extreme distances in virtually no time.  Actually some time elapses, but only nanoseconds.  Get it? Got it? Good.


Actually, are you still reading after that? Actually, I could ramble on for pages about that and put it somewhere as a dissertation. Those never get read anyway. Honest, I don’t ramble that much in the book… I don’t think.


About Joe

JoeAnonymousCoverThumbLet’s start with a computer program that can cause a world changing event by a simple post on an internet forum.  Is that even possible?  Pick an event…  Your favorite stock to sky-rocket… The jerk who cut you off to lose his job…  Sounds like witchcraft.  How to make that happen with an injection of an idea in the glutted, crowded, ground-to-a-halt internet highway?

Here’s what happens.  It isn’t the post itself that causes the event.  The post simply tweaks the thinking of someone reading it.  That little tweak may spur a comment… maybe a post somewhere else… maybe an email…  That doesn’t cause it either.  What this is about is a chain reaction.  It is probably a very long chain reaction.  Like It’s a Wonderful Life, one thing leads to another and one little post could eventually start World War Three.

No one can see that coming.  But what if you could?  Are people so simple that a program could categorize them by their philosophies and determine just what to say, how to say it, and when–to create any real-world event it wants?  That’s the invention! All it takes is a series of supercomputers along with a little help from the idle time of millions of compromised hand-held devices to keep track of every bit of social media traffic. Given that much data and a self evolving program with the directive of understanding and manipulating society, a team of sociology geeks can manipulate the world like a puppet.

This is the world that Phil Dresser, hapless avoider of all social media, falls into. Nicknamed Joe Anonymous, Phil drops through the rabbit hole of secret control centers and inept sociologists who study the human condition via reality TV. World War III is the threat and the reluctant gladiator, Phil, may have to be the one to do it.

Verne, Asimov, Clark, …

And me.  Yeah, I wish.  I am not worthy to tie the shoes… but inventions came from their stories.  And I bet their stories came from their inventions: pieces of imagination that joined the fantastic with the usual.  For Jules Verne, it was the nuclear submarine.  For Isaac Asimov, it was psychohistory, and Arthur C. Clark had a plethora of ideas that are being developed as feasible to this day.  No Hero’s Journey.  No big outline.  Just an invention that needed a story.

We have nuclear powered submarines today.  Asimov’s Psychohistory is being used, as “psychohistory”, by various organizations to predict the future of society.  Of course, Asimov’s imaginative definition required rooms-full of advanced equations to make precise predictions of what galactic governments would do.  It still is an invention though–and one that spurs contemplation and study in itself.  Such is the staple for nerds like me.  Then there is Arthur C. Clark’s idea of launching molten iron through space to thwart defense geared for energy blasts, by using what we are now developing as a “rail gun”  …Or his “space elevator” which is tantalizingly close to reality.

Joe Anonymous  begins with a description of “The Mind”. The Mind is actually a world-wide grid of compromised computers (already such a thing if you look up SETI or LIGO). The story is not about The Mind so much as about a social-media inept overly-cautious luddite (based on me again) who becomes the focus of this Mind. The Mind is an invention though. It is in the background but controls the whole thing (hence the puppet strings on the world). There is nothing more powerful than an anonymous nitwit that can be used to join the virtual world with the real.

Vertex Rider is a story built around the development of the Parabolic Portal. Now that is an invention that will stay firmly rooted in fantasy. But it is still an invention that needed a story. The Parabolic Portal, in a nutshell, is a device that transfers matter through the zeroeth dimension to anywhere within the bounds of the parabola—which can be millions of miles. It does this in a split second. Actually, 1.64 x 10 to the -26 power of a second. But there is a side affect—a rather obvious one actually. Obvious or not, it takes the team of scientists by surprise because of the mathematician’s tendency to throw out imaginary numbers. The object lesson throughout is to stop calling things impossible.

Planet Quest… well, that’s the same invention but in spades. Turn a billion mile range to well over a hundred light years and you go from the solar system to the stars. The goal, for now, is the Orion Nebula, via multiple hops from planet to planet. There are distractions that make the adventure.

These are the three that I have out on Amazon right now.  I plan on excerpts, news, and blatant promotions in the near future.  Thank you for reading this far.

— John Beavers (and his pen)